HUMOR 1

First few days, you work on very little details of the project, "Nah, piece of cake." The next days, "Duh, there's still plenty of time to work on that, I'll do it later." The day before the deadline, "F**k!" You start to freak out, you start to panic and you don't know which things to do first. You start to reminisce on what you've been doing the past few days then you suddenly realized that you've spent a precious hour blaming yourself. You sound like a douche bag thinking of stupid ways on how to finish the project on time like calling 911 for help. Again, you've come to realize that you've spent another precious hour on worthless thoughts. With very little time you have left, you just cry the hell out, you squeak, you squeal, like tomorrow's the end of the world. Don't worry. "You're done!" 

Modern life - work, home, play, sleep.

Spending some time under the shower

My doctor is really cool! He said it's okay to have a can of beer a week. 

Then and now.

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